Wednesday, 15 February 2012

FUNNY MATH EXAM ANSWERS...

Here are some funny math exam Answers given by innocent students.


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     Xtra fun:

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FINALLY A FEW WORDS FOR S.CHAND


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Friday, 30 December 2011

RAJNIKANT JOKES - JUST FOR FUN...

Finally The Last Post of The Year 2011
Rajnikant Jokes


When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std.... someone stole his rough note.... and  Now they call it as .............Wikipedia
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When Rajnikant was a Student!
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Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
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Rajnikant started college,  All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is

"Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce".
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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!

Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar

And his coach's name is ramaKANT

Is there a need to say anything beyond this???

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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play.

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Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Want to know how? Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... The Titanic in the other.

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"Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012. Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty"

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Duel Law of Rajni:

1. "Rajni can walk faster than light."
2. "Rajni cannot be created nor destroyed; he can only be changed from one form to another".

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Law of Conservation of Rajni:
All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques:  Which liquid turns solid on heating? Ans:  Dosa... mind it!!!
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Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don't even try to guess what happened.....

We got two copies of the Xerox machine.
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Once upon a time... Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth today that powder is known as.......


"AMBUJA CEMENT"
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The Upcoming Indian Rupee note...



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The One and Only competitor of google...

"Wishing All My Dear Friends And Their Dear Friends A Year Of Peace, Happiness And Joy.."

Saturday, 24 December 2011

REAL NEUROLOGICAL TEST - HAVE A TRY!

This is NOT a joke - Have a try!




1)- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


2)- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999969999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999



3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult..

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass this 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having Al zheimer Disease. Congratulations!!



SPOT THE RIGHT THING...


Find the Cat...?

FIND OUT A CAT IN THIS PICTURE.... IF NOT, YOU BETTER GO AND CHECK YOUR EYE...



Find the Man...?
      
     FIND THE MAN IN THE COFFEE BEANS...AN AMAZING WAY TO TEST             YOUR RIGHT RIGHT HALF OF YOUR BRAIN...



Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, the right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!!



Friday, 23 December 2011

AMAZING PICTURE..

Look at the Picture, You can see the black Camels in The Deserts..


This is a picture taken directly above these camels in the Desert at Sunset. It is considered one of the Best picture, Look Closely, The camels are the little white lines in the picture. The black you see are just the Shadows !!

IS THERE 12 OR 13 BOYS IN THIS IMAGE ?

Yet an another mind blowing Illusion... How many boys are there in this picture? 12 OR 13....




A CRAZY PUZZLE FOR YOU TO SOLVE...

Imagine you are in Africa. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, A candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch..



Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. What to do now?...

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Sing a Happy Birthday song for the lion...


How is that!!!!