RAJNIKANT JOKES - JUST FOR FUN...

Finally The Last Post of The Year 2011

Rajnikant Jokes

When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std.... someone stole his rough note.... and  Now they call it as .............Wikipedia

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When Rajnikant was a Student!

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Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!

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Rajnikant started college,  All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is

"Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce".

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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!

Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar

And his coach's name is ramaKANT

Is there a need to say anything beyond this???

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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play.

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Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Want to know how? Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... The Titanic in the other.

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"Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012. Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty"

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Duel Law of Rajni:

1. "Rajni can walk faster than light."

2. "Rajni cannot be created nor destroyed; he can only be changed from one form to another".

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Law of Conservation of Rajni:

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...

Ques:  Which liquid turns solid on heating? Ans:  Dosa... mind it!!!

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Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don't even try to guess what happened.....

We got two copies of the Xerox machine.

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Once upon a time... Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth today that powder is known as.......

"AMBUJA CEMENT"

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The Upcoming Indian Rupee note...

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The One and Only competitor of google...

"Wishing All My Dear Friends And Their Dear Friends A Year Of Peace, Happiness And Joy.."

REAL NEUROLOGICAL TEST - HAVE A TRY!

This is NOT a joke - Have a try!

1)- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2)- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

999969999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult..

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass this 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having Al zheimer Disease. Congratulations!!

SPOT THE RIGHT THING...

Find the Cat...?

FIND OUT A CAT IN THIS PICTURE.... IF NOT, YOU BETTER GO AND CHECK YOUR EYE...

Find the Man...?
      

     FIND THE MAN IN THE COFFEE BEANS...AN AMAZING WAY TO TEST             YOUR RIGHT RIGHT HALF OF YOUR BRAIN...

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, the right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!!

AMAZING PICTURE..

Look at the Picture, You can see the black Camels in The Deserts..

This is a picture taken directly above these camels in the Desert at Sunset. It is considered one of the Best picture, Look Closely, The camels are the little white lines in the picture. The black you see are just the Shadows !!

IS THERE 12 OR 13 BOYS IN THIS IMAGE ?

Yet an another mind blowing Illusion... How many boys are there in this picture? 12 OR 13....

A CRAZY PUZZLE FOR YOU TO SOLVE...

Imagine you are in Africa. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, A candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch..

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. What to do now?...

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Sing a Happy Birthday song for the lion...

How is that!!!!

BEAUTIFUL HAND ART

Hand Art has in the last few years developed into a niche of its own, somewhere between facepainting and body painting. Hand Art is about everything you can make with hand tracings: dragons, frogs, dogs, aliens, ducks, cats, monsters, skunks, peacocks, people…Here are Some Beautiful Art works on the human hand, (which are not only super real), but take the art form to new heights.

MAGIC OF PHOTOSHOP

Photoshop is really powerful tool and you can make wonderful images if you know how to use it. Here are some great photos below where you can see some amazing results and best of photoshop works. They are a bit dark and twisted, but if you have a sense of humor you’ll probably enjoy watching these.

35 AMAZING FACTS ABOUT THE HUMAN BODY YOU HARDLY KNOW...

35 Stunning Facts About the Human Body

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1. Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. 
2. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
3. You use 200 muscles to take one step. 
4. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. 
5. Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. 
6. A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.
7. A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. 
8. The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
9. The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. 
10. It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. 
11. The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
12. Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair. 
13. At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
14. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. 
15. Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil. 
16. The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body. 
17. Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born. 
18. When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
19. Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
20. The lungs contain over 300,000 million capillaries (tiny blood vessels). If they were laid end to end, they would stretch 2400km (1500 miles).
21. Human bone is as strong as granite in supporting weight. A block of bone the size of a matchbox can support 9 tonnes – that is four times as much as concrete can support.
22. Each finger and toenail takes six months to grow from base to tip.
23. When you sleep, you grow by about 8mm (0.3in). The next day you shrink back to your former height. The reason is that your cartilage discs are squeezed like sponges by the force of gravity when you stand or sit.
24. The average person in the West eats 50 tonnes of food and drinks 50,000 liters (11,000 gallons) of liquid during his life. 
25. The focusing muscles of the eyes move around 100,000 times a day. To give your leg muscles the same workout, you would need to walk 80km (50 miles) every day.
26. Each kidney contains 1 million individual filters. They filter an average of around 1.3 liters (2.2 pints) of blood per minute, and expel up to 1.4 liters (2.5 pints) a day of urine. 
27. The eyes receive approximately 90 percent of all our information, making us basically visual creatures.
28. The female ovaries contain nearly half-a-million egg cells, yet only 400 or so will ever get the opportunity to create a new life.
29. A single human blood cell takes only 60 seconds to make a complete circuit of the body.  
30. Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles (274 km) per hour.
31. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 
32. Your stomach needs to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it would digest itself. 
33. It takes the interaction of 72 different muscles to produce human speech.
34. The average life of a taste bud is 10 days.
35. 15 million blood cells are destroyed in the human body every second.

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